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Ashley Schembri's version and name for a giraffe.

A long neck animal living in the heats of Africa.
The female pregnancy often takes 15 months to have a baby, every 2 years.

They eat foliage, and can grow up to 20 ft. They poop out hundreds of circular poops!
I went to the zoo and saw crimpsos.
Crimpso by Daxius June 14, 2010
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Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

crimason 

One of the best and funniest content creators on an app called tiktok - who should be loved by all and the greatest person to ever exist.
Hey who’s that person that always puts a jungkook hashtag on his videos and why?’

‘Oh that’s crimason he’s super funny and he does it because #jungkook
crimason by gabbz July 28, 2021

crimson jack 

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.
Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.
crimson jack by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017

crimason 

“crimason was on my fyp today
“who?”
“#jungkook
crimason by dajeongsbff July 25, 2021

Crimson American 

Politically correct: red hair, pale skin, freckles.
-Well, he's not exactly white. He's Crimson American.

-Mah' Crimson American.

-Ginger?

-It's Crimson American.
Crimson American by T o f t June 8, 2014

crimason 

#jungkook
#dingdingdingdongdongdong
’crimason has explosive diarrhea
’What who is crimason ?’
’The funny one’
’Oh I know him from tiktok
crimason by Huening Kai October 3, 2021