crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

Crimatism

The combination of authoritarianism, autocracy, democracy, and republicanism under the rule of law being that nobody is above the law except God and only God.

If a person who believes that they are God and they were to conquer the whole world and establish a new system of government and governance they could, should, and would mould their society into a system of Crimatism.

by KEkdisone January 29, 2022