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Crip: Cripism for life
Cripism by Indian Keef November 30, 2020

Family Crisismess 

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess
Family Crisismess by Studio19 December 29, 2009

critisizement 

The action of critisizing someone or someone's performance. Could also be healthy critisizim like a teacher gives you if you are doing a math problem wrong or something.
My friend was waiting for the critisizement from her coach.
critisizement by Chatty Kathy January 21, 2006

critismik 

Yeah so like criticizing people criticizing = critismik
critismik by Wowzers69420 May 17, 2021
Cripism was invented by Tanjeet Claire and scriptured by his royal group of niggas
The cripism was easily taught too our students
Cripism by Pimpismhistorian March 18, 2019

critisist 

a person who criticizes people a lot.
john: yo man, did you see how much of a critisist jenny was the other day?

dave: YEAH MAN, SHE WAS SO RUDE TO ME ON TUESDAY I WAS ABOUT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.
critisist by pseudnym_master October 1, 2021