Cresser

-Someone who has the need to act like a trash can and walk like a trash can.
(Person you just thought of)

-Someone such as a hypocrite
- slut the one that would have sex with a tree if it had a dick

That little dumbass Cresser just called me the biggest slut but I wasn't the one sucking her boyfriends, best friends, brother's dick at 5 in the morning

by I'mdonewithdumbasstrashcans September 20, 2016

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Cresscrap

A really heightened sense of annoyance, dirtiness, and craziness

Waiting in heavy traffic fills me with cresscrap.

by David Cresswell October 10, 2019

THE CREWSER

A washed up ironworker who can straighten 1 inch street chokers with his bare hands! 1-1/4 inch steel braided arms that have cuts loose millions of chokers. He is the guy you don't FUCK WITH, because he is the guy that invented FUCKIN WITH! Insubordination will not be tolerated when he is around. Can slap a bitch from 600 miles away. Hung more iron than anyone has ever driven by in a single lifetime. All around good mother-fuckin Ironworker.

"Holy shit here comes the CREWSER, we better drag up now cuz he's taking all of our jobs."

by little rivets June 24, 2014

Perpetual Line Crosser

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...

Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.

by thechicynic February 15, 2008

Cresselia

One of the Pokemon characters. It has a blue and yellow swan-like body with pink rings around it, and a crescent moon ornament on its head. Said to cure the nightmares that its counterpart Darkrai causes with bright green feathers called "Lunar Wings". It is a Psychic Pokemon.

I have a Cresselia in my Diamond game.

by Rory Jones May 16, 2008

cresse

Another word for "crazy", except it's way funner to say.

"Ethan went skydiving 5 times today!" "We all know that he's sooo cresse!"

by AJ 143 December 23, 2014