When you excrete an extremely largeload. You look down at the toilet bowl and marvel that what you've left behind is such a large amount of crap that it's as large as a crepe.
Bob sat down at the toilet to do his daily business but this was no ordinary day. He stayed longer than usual and when he looked back at what he had left behind, he called out to his best friend. "Hey Charley you gotta check out my Crepecrap."
A young woman’s vagina that has been used so much it makes a snapping sound upon the removal of her sugar daddy’s Puckered Donga. The deep personal space between a woman’s legs.
Her cressnap was so loud it set off the neighbors car alarm.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).