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crespo blunt 

a perfectly rolled blunt that has a even pull to burn ratio. Typically rolled in a dutch or green game.
nothin somkes like a crespo blunt
crespo blunt by Sober October 4, 2007
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To be so fresh and so clean. The ultimate form of freshness.
Guy 1: Damn, I'm feeling crespy!
Guy 2: Uhh what?
Guy 1: beyond fresh
Guy 2: Holy shit, I should have thought of that...
Crespy by Dusteen June 22, 2011
A person who exhibits exceptional musical talent, as in Jimmy Crespo, lead guitarist for Aerosmith.
Wow, he is a musical genius, such a crespo!
crespo by Carol C March 2, 2014
Another word for Coochin, Cotchin. Commonly used by indian youths in the Kenton/Stanmore/Wealdstone area in London.

verb: crespinn
noun : cresp
q: yes yes bruv wass gwaninn?
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn

im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee
crespin by Krishan AKA KC July 24, 2008
An all boys school represented by Dylan Jacobs, aka Duke. Walking around the school you hear students yelling who’s house, and they reply DUKES HOUSE. Duke spends his time breaking beds and lathering tiger bomb on his body. Sko Ducks and Crespi has been known to be gay
Girl:hey duke
Duke: make me a sandwhich
*duke gets slapped at Crespi*
Crespi by Blowenporndck November 23, 2019

crespeigne 

Best person on earth best as a male and is the strongest smartest fastest and most skilled person you will ever meet and did I say handsome ya vary handsome best person at every thing
A Crespeigne is coming get the cameras he’s so handsome he’s melting my eyes it’s like looking at a god
crespeigne by Peterman April 7, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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