An all boys school represented by Dylan Jacobs, aka Duke. Walking around the school you hear students yelling who’s house, and they reply DUKES HOUSE. Duke spends his time breaking beds and lathering tiger bomb on his body. Sko Ducks and Crespi has been known to be gay
Girl:hey duke
Duke: make me a sandwhich
*duke gets slapped at Crespi*
by Blowenporndck November 24, 2019
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Contrary to the definition provided by a Louisville girl, with obvious deficiencies in grammar and spelling, Crespi is a BAMF breeding ground.
Louisville Girl: Oh my God, Crespi sucks so bad.
Crespi Guy: Shut up and make me a sandwich.
Louisville Girl: Ok.
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The brother school of Louisville, and also of La Reina (top a lesser extent). Has a reputation of having the rich boys that either have IEPs or didn't get into Loyola. Most students wish they could date girls from their sister schools, but the Louisville teachers even tell thier students that Crespi "men" are losers, so the girls flock toward Loyola guys. Sorry Crespi.

Their education is notoriously bad, as is evidenced by the lack of proper grammar and spelling in their newspaper, The Celt.

Recent controversy at Crespi includes (but isn't limited to) the swine flu rumors and the Louisville news scare. The swine flu rumor fiasco involved faculty incorrectly reporting the closing of Louisville a few days before the Crespi prom, citing swine flu as the cause. Louisville (which ghained the name flueyville because of it's 11 h1n1 cases) was not closed, and the confusion in scheduling (several siblings created issues) resulted in a major upsurge in absentees the next day. Another issue stemmed from the Celt's piece on the Louisville winter formal, which was quite derogatory and included the description of Louisville students as "Boring and unattractive". The Louisville asb countered by boycotting the paper, and refusing to distribute it for several issues. The first issue that was passed out at Louisville afterward contained a love poem to all Louisville girls, but no mention of the fiasco was made until the final issue. Apparently, the Celt's editor had stopped editing after his college acceptance, and articles were slapped together on printing day. This might also have accounted for the mistakes and several unfinished or unpublished issues.
Crespi also has ugliest ever colors, and force Louisville/La Reina girls into brown and yellow cheer uniforms.
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An all boys school in the valley containing the most thirsty, immature boys that the school refers to as men. Only girls from louisville highschool date boys from this school because they are in desperate need of dick. The other girls know better.
Girl 1: Aaron just asked me to hu with him
Girl 2: Wait he just asked me that
Girl 3: He just asked me that too!
Girl 4: He goes to crespi, what’d you expect?
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To be so fresh and so clean. The ultimate form of freshness.
Guy 1: Damn, I'm feeling crespy!
Guy 2: Uhh what?
Guy 1: beyond fresh
Guy 2: Holy shit, I should have thought of that...
by Dusteen June 23, 2011
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Crespi Carmalite College Prepaporty Highschool is an all boys catholic college prepaotory highschool in Encino CA. Crespi is known for its savagery against Louisville girls. They are also known for smoking the most weed out of any other school in the valley.
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a short stocky man, typically with an uncircumcised penis,often obsessed with large breasts.
That guy is such a crespi
by joe joe green April 18, 2007
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