crêpist

A rapist who specializes in serving their violated victims crêpes as a way of easing them into a new life in which they have been raped. Immoral assholes, probably French, or from Missouri.

Now now Corbyn, I'd take it easy on the criticism of Daniel's cooking, there may be some crêping going on tonight. I'm pretty sure he's a crêpist.

by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass June 19, 2014

Crepist

A crepe rapist

You see Mathew there? He's a convicted crepist.

by mmmmmmm....crepes October 1, 2018

Caputus Crepitus

A fireball spell from Team Fortress 2

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*

by ThatOneHuman125k June 29, 2016

creepist

Someone who has been caught acting in a creepy manner and is forever known as a creeper. To attain this title one must be caught in the act performing a creepy behavior like accessively staring at someone.

Ryan is a convicted creepist. Joe caught him jerking it to a picture of an eight year old boy.

by RyanMPrince March 3, 2009

Crepitate

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.

EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!

by Ninde February 8, 2005

Crepitate

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

CREPIT

A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git

Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"

by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019