Definitions by gofishgo

Joe Merchant 

The fictional character in the book by Jimmy Buffett, Where Is Joe Merchant?

Hey man, you have gotta read Where Is Joe Merchant?

Joe Merchant by gofishgo June 4, 2007

Woozlewee 

An island on the sea near Little Rock, Zoneinia. It has a record population of rats and it's economy is driven by collectible street signs. One of the most famous pirates in the history of the world, Captain League Leggs, discovered this island long ago in the Spring of 1658. Legend has it that whoever makes it to this place is rewarded with a goldmine full of books, guns, and roadkill. But to earn these wonderful gifts you must first choke a million Beaucerons.

Woozlewee is nice this time of year.

Woozlewee by gofishgo June 4, 2007

HARVEY WALLBANGER 

1 fl oz vodka
4 fl oz orange juice
1/2 fl oz Galliano

Pour vodka and orange juice over ice cubes in a glass.
Stir and float Galliano on top.

The proper way to make this tasty beverage.

I woke up this morning with a thirst for HARVEY WALLBANGER.

HARVEY WALLBANGER by gofishgo June 4, 2007

Waterworld 

A wonderful movie starring Kevin Costner. The movie flopped in the U.S. but managed to double profits overseas. It was filmed in 1995.

Waterworld was some of Costner's best work.

Waterworld by gofishgo February 11, 2007

Burnt Chip 

The potato chip and/or chips in the bag with the brown "burnt" stain on them.

My wife always eats the good ones and leaves me with the Burnt Chip.

Burnt Chip by gofishgo January 20, 2007

Rutter Car 

A vehicle that has been broke down for more than 6 months. Meaning stuck in a rut.

My Pinto is such a Rutter Car, it hasn't worked in nearly a year.

Rutter Car by gofishgo January 18, 2007

Crepitate 

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

Crepitate by gofishgo January 18, 2007