Cremented

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.

Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!

by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006

San Clemente, California

The Covidiots Capital of America. A place where women with bad boob jobs think that their tight face lift will ward off the Coronavirus.

Hey everyone! We live in San Clemente, California. We are Covidiots. We don't care that people are dying from Coronavirus. We want to exercise our right to pretend we know how to surf, and go to a glossy canteen and drink. We're going to invite the media so we can show off our botched boob jobs.

by GPT77 May 12, 2020

San Clemente, California

A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.

Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.

by tankerperson June 17, 2011

clemente

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.

“have you met my friend clemente? you’re gonna love being around him!”

by saraht76 December 7, 2017

Cemented

When a person who has been cancelled gets cement poured into their ass as a punishment for being cancelled.

Jay got cancelled for racist remarks and now he’s getting cemented.

by SexyCashier69420 June 30, 2020

cementedaslur

verb; To fuck a slutty whore.

person 1: The kid was so lit last night that he cementedaslur without protection.

person 2: What a dork, you should probably get checked.

by thekid1102 July 6, 2011