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The condition you have when you are unable to refrain from laughing. Also, a biological process that inhibits the microorganisms in a substance to create a fungi like fermentation. Also, built up brown sugar.
"I was so CREMAed today, i couldn't stop laughing"
"omgg me too! i found built up brown sugar behind my chair"
crema by MRSTortoizee! January 16, 2010
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A person that is extravagantly decorative and not serving the society in terms of efficiency.
Camilo, you are such a crema that waste the space and increase the price of my coffee.
crema by Quankid June 11, 2018
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Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS) 

A recent pandemic of one or two lazy eyes, due to Semen, (otherwise known as "Crema Blanca"), being ejaculated into the eyes.
Janice can look at two things at once now that she has been diagnosed with Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS).

Crema Blanca 

Semen, Sperm, Ejaculant, Cum,
Oh snap! That Crema Blanca in her eye must be causing extreme irritation!
Crema Blanca by Pigsquid March 21, 2007

Crema de Salsa Beans 

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema
I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.
Crema de Salsa Beans by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

Me la jalo sin crema 

Mexican way of saying "I jerk it without lotion"
Mexican guy #1- Me La jalo sin crema.
Mexican guy #2- Ay que rico.

Filthy Crema 

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.
Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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