crema

The condition you have when you are unable to refrain from laughing. Also, a biological process that inhibits the microorganisms in a substance to create a fungi like fermentation. Also, built up brown sugar.

"I was so CREMAed today, i couldn't stop laughing"
"omgg me too! i found built up brown sugar behind my chair"

by MRSTortoizee! January 17, 2010

cremas

Mexican word that means that something is peculiar, cool, nice, good, etc

Eso está bien cremas (that´s really creamy)

by Senlay August 28, 2003

crema

A person that is extravagantly decorative and not serving the society in terms of efficiency.

Camilo, you are such a crema that waste the space and increase the price of my coffee.

by Quankid May 30, 2018

Filthy Crema

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.

Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.

by David from Jerusalem May 21, 2013

Lil Crema

When a guy ejaculate a small amount

Jake- Dude my girlfriend is disappointed in me, I busted a LIL CREMA.

JACK- Oh sorry too hear that dude

by Lil Derstra February 21, 2021

Crema Blanca

Semen, Sperm, Ejaculant, Cum,

Oh snap! That Crema Blanca in her eye must be causing extreme irritation!

by Pigsquid March 19, 2007

Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS)

A recent pandemic of one or two lazy eyes, due to Semen, (otherwise known as "Crema Blanca"), being ejaculated into the eyes.

Janice can look at two things at once now that she has been diagnosed with Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS).

by Pigsquid March 19, 2007