Creamiator

The barista with the hotness.

Creamy / Cremation - portmanteau

A Cremiator will roast, pull, steam, and pour with sizzling intensity.

Do not get in the way of the Creamiator lest you be burned.

Usage: "The Creamiator really steams my cream."
"So hot it burned my mouth - but I like it like that."

by anonymous March 12, 2026

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Creamator

a girl who love to eat cum

dude the this chick last night was such a creamator she took it like a champ

by Ba Atlas November 5, 2009

between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

Craviator

One who craves aviators.

Jeff "Hey did you see the plates on that vet?"

Brad; "What the craviator, ha, ha."

by itsmeforunow November 22, 2009

between the crematorium and the dildo shop

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.

"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

by lena danvers November 11, 2020

warm cremator

A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.

Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.

Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?

Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010