Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

The Cremation Question by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

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Creamation

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news

1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!

Creamation by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

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Youngstown Cremation

Disposing of a body by throwing it into a vat of molten steel at a steel mill. All evidence is gone in seconds, and the shift boss can just adjust the amount of carbon added to the the mix to avoid changing the brittleness or tensile properties of the steel.

"I've been trying to pay Little Tony D'Agostino $250 for the Jets game, but I haven't seen him in a week."

"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."

Youngstown Cremation by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013

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Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.

I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation

Vaginal Cremation by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015

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