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Ice Creamer 

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's face with a decent size load and then slapping her across the face to smear the sperm all over her.
I found out Sheryl didn't swallow so I gave her an Ice Creamer after I finished fucking her.
Ice Creamer by [UCF] Whiplash December 9, 2009

Icecreamergency 

2 Definitions

1. The unexpected occurrence when the melting rate of an ice cream cone exceeds the speed of consumption, often leading to a "sticky situation".

2. An issue, or urgent state of being, when the only solution is eating ice cream.
1. "During the heat wave, my hands got all messy and gross from my icecreamergency."

2. "My Boyfriend and I just broke-up, this is an icecreamergency! Quick, Let's go to Ben & Jerry's!"
Icecreamergency by NeonFights August 16, 2012

3 fingered icecreamer

Sexual kink where you get any ice cream of your choice put it on three fingers or more depending on how loose that tunapot is and icefinger blast the cunt
Mate lets have a 3some with that fit hoe you know im going to try the 3 fingered icecreamer on the bitch when she isnt looking thats sure you wake her up how the fuck do you know your only need three fingers ay with that hoe it will be name the icecream fister
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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