Crazy-Bake

When a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.

Parent: "Hey, honey, I thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. What happened?"

Girl: "Oh, yeah. My mom wouldn't let me use the oven, so I had to use my Crazy-Bake to try to make the cookies. The cookies practically turned into rocks."

This is an example of a conversation involving a Crazy-Bake.

by MissyMutilation December 7, 2010

Crazy Baker

A Fucking Retarded Maniac

"You're one Crazy Baker"

by Carson CCCCBAKE November 25, 2007

crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".

"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."

by abysssss April 5, 2010

crazycakes

An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.

You say the world is my oyster?! Well, that's just plain crazycakes!

by Claude Pfeffernuesse August 17, 2006

crazycakes

n. A person who is extraordinarily bizarre or loopy; an act of lunacy

Lindsay Lohan is seriously crazycakes. The whole Jay Leno/Conan thing was crazycakes!

by Nanbolein January 22, 2010

crazymaker

a male or female, who repeatedly dates seemingly normal people, who become 'crazy' during the course of their relationship.

craziness can be defined as:

- needy/clingy to a possessively abnormal degree
- inappropriate behaviour for the stage of relationship (i.e. saying i love you after only a week, calling/texting an extreme amount without reciprocation) etc...
- becoming mentally deranged, overly stressed or any more seriously 'crazy' conditions such as self harm and emo-ness

if a person repeatedly dates people who develop craziness in the relationship, especially in terms of the relationship (i.e. directed at the other person) they are a crazymaker

in more serious cases where underlying psychological problems may have already been there before the relationship, if they were enhanced or brought out due to the relationship then this can be part of crazymaking.

if a person becomes crazy or displays unusual behaviour in any way that would lead to the other person saying ''damn that bitch be crazy''

dude be careful with that girl she is hot but i think she's a crazymaker, her last 3 boyfriends have ended up in therapy

guy: i think this girl is getting a bit crazy she wont leave me alone
guy 2: didn't that happen with your last girlfriend? careful you might be a crazymaker!

by crazymaker February 25, 2011

Crazymaker

A Crazymaker is a person who can ruin life's of others. They put you in a lose -lose game and make it look like their the innocent one these people love drama.

Look at Her she's a crazymaker!

by Casecase67 October 30, 2017