Crayonize

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The act of dumbing down an explanation of something for someone with no intelligence or understanding of the topic being discuss. Commonly used by IT Professionals talking to Sales people.

I will have to crayonize these instructions for this sales user.

Crayonize by BigFatDad1968 January 12, 2023

Words you can keep

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

Carbonize by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Related Words

Crayonize • crayonized • crayoning • Cramorize • Crayonism • Carbonize • Carbonized • Crayoncé • crayondle • Crayonica

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

Crayonista

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

crayonized

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.

crayonized by dale338 October 19, 2009

Crayonism

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

Crayonism by Nulzek April 4, 2010

Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

Crayonitis by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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