Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

white courtesy phone

Often paired with please pick up the white courtesy phone, it's a phrase often used on sports athletes, that are no longer performing well.

Peyton Manning, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

by guidofucozzi October 18, 2015