Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

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by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

crayoning

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away

Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.

by Ass Captain December 9, 2007

Crayoning

Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis

“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”

by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018

Crayning

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus

Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!

by Cuntano June 21, 2012

cryning

basically when you combine crying and whining.

"You need to stop cryning or we won't win this match"

by Skilurus May 24, 2016

Crayonista

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010