Crayoning

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Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

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Crayoning by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

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crayoning

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away

Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.

crayoning by Ass Captain December 9, 2007

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Crayoning

Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis

“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”

Crayoning by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018

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Crayning

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus

Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!

Crayning by Cuntano June 21, 2012

cryning

basically when you combine crying and whining.

"You need to stop cryning or we won't win this match"

cryning by Skilurus May 24, 2016

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Crayonista

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

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Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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