Crayoncé 

To be Obsessed and Crazy In Love with Beyoncé

The Bey Hive is known to be Crayoncé

Crayoncé by BuerkleJ January 22, 2015

Blue Crayoned 

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.

Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.

Blue Crayoned by gmfg November 9, 2011

Crayonsexual 

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.

Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.

Crayonsexual by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016

CrayonCracker

The whitest crayon of them all, so transparent it can burn your eyes. make sure to not stare at it for more than 4 nano seconds!

small kid MOM LOOK A CRAYONCRACKER!
mom NO, BOBBY DONT LOOK AT IT YOU WILL GO BLIND!
small kid Mom I can't see
mom YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?

CrayonCracker by TRHDSJHRED56JE5 May 17, 2018