Crayoncé

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To be Obsessed and Crazy In Love with Beyoncé

The Bey Hive is known to be Crayoncé

Crayoncé by BuerkleJ January 22, 2015

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Blue Crayoned

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.

Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.

Blue Crayoned by gmfg November 9, 2011

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Crayonsexual

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.

Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.

Crayonsexual by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016

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CrayonCracker

The whitest crayon of them all, so transparent it can burn your eyes. make sure to not stare at it for more than 4 nano seconds!

small kid MOM LOOK A CRAYONCRACKER!
mom NO, BOBBY DONT LOOK AT IT YOU WILL GO BLIND!
small kid Mom I can't see
mom YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?

CrayonCracker by TRHDSJHRED56JE5 May 17, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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