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When someone or something is both crazy and awful at the same time
I hate my mom’s crawful husband and my dad’s crawful girlfriend
Crawful by California Karen Patrol November 29, 2025
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Carl Crawful 

When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.
I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.
Carl Crawful by Jsanko August 20, 2011
Craful means to be careful, to be alert and attentive. It means to watch yourself, buddy. When someone gets too excited to need to tell them to be craful.
What in the God's name are you doing with that hot cake? Craful now!, Craful!
craful by rubixwheel.com August 3, 2010
a variation of careful used to make people say it's not a word or if you know some people they will get it
allie: i will be craeful

kara: that's not a word
A term for a person who is very careful in their decision to invest in cryptocurrencies, acknowledging the fact that investments are a very volatile gamble due to constant "pumping and dumping" and much more. Currently, while terms such as hodl are very popular amongst crypto investors, craeful investors are generally more knowledgeable on the security of capital and responsibility. The term was coined by John Oliver in an effort to inform people on the dangers of such an investment.
I will be very craeful when I invest in bitcoin
Are you in the #craefulgang
craeful by Justin Katerina June 21, 2019

crapfulness 

the quality of being full of crap.
george w bush has a high crapfulness quotient.
crapfulness by zarquon January 17, 2007
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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