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Crapulla Football Club 

A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.

The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
Example for Crapulla Football Club:

Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?

Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.
Crapulla Football Club by rozza1 September 3, 2013
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Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.
Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.
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crapulation 

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.
Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.
crapulation by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008

cradulum 

a bird that usually can fly. If it cannot fly then it can be referred to as "bum" or "raad"
your almost as bad as a cradulum that can't fly
cradulum by H- Bizzle January 28, 2009

Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.
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