A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song
"Auughh... Ooughh... I'm crabsturbating, crabsturbaaaaaaaation"
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Get the Chatsturbating mug.When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction
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Get the classturbating mug.the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.
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