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Count Crapula
Count Crapula by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003
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Count Crapula
Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!
Count Crapula by Johnny Drac December 3, 2007
Crapsulation
The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.
Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...
Crapsulation by YAWA August 21, 2016
Crapulla Football Club
A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.
The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
Example for Crapulla Football Club:
Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?
Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.
Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?
Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.
Crapulla Football Club by rozza1 September 3, 2013
Crapulence
Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020
takin’ the ol’ crapola
takin’ the ol’ crapola by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
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