Count Crapula

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 07, 2003

Count Crapula

A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.

Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

by Johnny Drac December 03, 2007

Crapula

Cramming crap

The 45th President just trumped his people's ears with Crapula and other fabulous lies.

by RetJet December 30, 2020