Faeces

The posh word for shit.

Science teacher: "...and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces."

Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM."

by HelloMyNameIsNoneOfYourBusines February 12, 2010

Faeces

The brown stuff that comes out of your bottom. Commonly known as poo, shit, or crap.

"Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"

by x.green.spinach.x May 7, 2006

faeces

A number of pieces of excremental matter.

"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!

by Fred Smith October 24, 2003

faeces

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 7, 2003

faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper October 20, 2007

faece

One small segment of faeces

oh bro look at that curry faece

by maryhinge December 3, 2007

Faec

Another way to spell face, as in a typo. Faec as opposed to Face.

Your faec is fucked.

by TX2^2 November 9, 2010