Craptiva

Small-medium sized SUV made in South Korea by Daewoo from 2007 through 2019. Sold by GM under the Chevrolet and Holden brand names. Notorious for premature engine and transmission failures.

Me: "How's the wife's RAV4 going?"
Old mate: "Yeah nah ... she traded it in for a Craptiva. Now it's off the road with a stuffed engine and the Holden dealer wants $10k to fix it."
Me: "fkn Craptiva lol"

Craptiva by Robert Sanvagene March 27, 2020

Holden Craptiva 

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

Holden Craptiva by MoronHater July 23, 2016

Captivating 

To attract and hold the attention or of intrest, as by beauty or excellence.

her charm and personality is captivating, because she's angelical and believes in heaven.

Captivating by Mary_R April 6, 2010

captivate

To capture and hold someone's attention with one's own charisma or magnetism; attract strongly.

The dancer captivated her audience with her deep eyes and exotic movements.

captivate by world citizen May 16, 2005

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

Craptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

craptivity 

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

craptivity by Clintlan May 15, 2008

captivator 

noun; a video screen in an elevator that is used for advertising or marketing.

we all found ourselves mesmerized by the captivator. someone had to hit the door open button twice so that we could get free of it.

captivator by steve stein March 21, 2008