An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".
"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"
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1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.
I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.
by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009
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1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.
I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.
by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009
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Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.
Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.
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1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.
"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."
by Dmur February 15, 2008
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1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.
I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.
by motherfucka_bitch February 19, 2009
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