Skip to main content

crappity 

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".
"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"
crappity by anon June 30, 2004
crappity mug front
Get the crappity mug.
See more merch

crappity 

Crappity! I forgot to take out my tampond!
crappity by Mani May 2, 2003

Crappity 

We are having a crappity time at this party.
Crappity by Sunsetlover73 January 11, 2022

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.
I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.
I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.
crappity smack by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.
Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.
crappity-shite by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.
"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."
crappity smack by Dmur February 15, 2008