Definitions by mackemlad1

Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

Shuffling the underlay by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

lady chops 

Female genitalia.

Your lass just sent me a snap of her lady chops!

lady chops by mackemlad1 March 11, 2017

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

crappity-shite by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

Butter wouldn't melt in her eyes 

An old Yorkshire saying, more specifically from the Bradford area, used to increase the emphasis of the more traditional butter wouldn't melt. Must exclude the use of any pause between 'melt' and 'in her eyes'.

Isn't she lovely, yeah butter wouldn't melt in her eyes.

Butter wouldn't melt in her eyes by mackemlad1 December 8, 2015