crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

lady chops

Female genitalia.

Your lass just sent me a snap of her lady chops!

by mackemlad1 March 11, 2017

Butter wouldn't melt in her eyes

An old Yorkshire saying, more specifically from the Bradford area, used to increase the emphasis of the more traditional butter wouldn't melt. Must exclude the use of any pause between 'melt' and 'in her eyes'.

Isn't she lovely, yeah butter wouldn't melt in her eyes.

by mackemlad1 December 08, 2015