crappify

Taking something that appears new and altering it to make it look really, really used.

Trent Reznor to roadie: "What, is this a brand-new mike stand? I can't use this! Crappify it by at least 65 percent for the show tonight."

by Dreaux August 29, 2005

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009

crapify

To render something crappy; to make something not as enjoyable

"Dude, that fool is really crapifying this party."

by Ryan May 24, 2003

crappily

Being real shitty.

Boy that movie was a bunch of horse shit, the sex scenes were ok, but it ended really crappily.

by jz March 11, 2004

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

crappity

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".

"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"

by anon June 30, 2004

crappily

To do something badly/somthing done badly

This car was built crappily

by Mr. Bossopotomus October 23, 2013