crapping on

to talk for a long time in a boring way

I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

by currybomb July 27, 2010

crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

Capping On Your Mind

Capping on your mind means to convince yourself that something happened despite not being able to remember it correctly/fully.

John: Dude, I think she asked me out!
Adam: She didn't. Stop capping on your mind, John.

by Vartegro March 31, 2021

capping on someones name

lying or bullshitting on someones name

This nigga capping on someones name.

by CleanChasinPaper February 14, 2019

crappingneedles

A swag person 😋,Even do we don’t even talk that much to,Still they are a swag person ,

“Have you heard of crappingneedles??”

by Pastel!! January 17, 2022

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012