Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it

God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

Craptionfigure

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

craptioning

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

Copinion

(noun) An opinion running circles around itself desperately trying to cope with and at the same time undermine something it hates beyond all measure.

Have you read that clown article in the New York Times titled "Has China done too well against Covid-19?" That was such a huge copinion piece.

by IamHanFei January 24, 2021

Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003