Copinion 

(noun) An opinion running circles around itself desperately trying to cope with and at the same time undermine something it hates beyond all measure.

Have you read that clown article in the New York Times titled "Has China done too well against Covid-19?" That was such a huge copinion piece.

Copinion by IamHanFei January 24, 2021

cominion 

a fellow minion

"Allow me to introduce you to my cominion Steve, as you know, we both serve the Dark Lord Satan"

cominion by cominion March 3, 2009