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cargasim 

When you see a beautiful car and you tingle inside
I was driving to the store and saw a 1969 Chevelle Malibu and had a cargasim.
cargasim by ali_babi_09 February 27, 2009
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An orgasm that is less sexual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.
I sat in a Vanquish today and I got the biggest cargasm!

I saw a pic for the new Demon! Total cargasm!
Cargasm by Syn122 January 21, 2009
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What you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.
"Look at that car!"
"Ohhhh, man, I think I just had a Cargasm"
cargasm by 8E4Vette July 3, 2003
The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.
Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.
cargasm by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

moving cargasm 

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.
She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.
moving cargasm by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004
The intense moment of pleasure one gets from a vehicle, whether seeing, drivvng, or hearing it.
I had a cargasm when I hit third and wasted that jap piece of shit honda
cargasm by cory March 21, 2005
what you get when you google a bugatti veyron or a lamborghini reventon
when i watch a video with a reventon or bugatti in it...i have a cargasm
cargasm by oneday May 29, 2009
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murderhobo 

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