CrapAttack

a storm of stress or unwanted external forces into one's life similar to shit storm.

Hey bro, I just got a whole heap of assignments.. CrapAttack needs to be done by next week!

by TheDaftOne March 24, 2009

Crap attack

When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.

Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.

by It'sGonnaBeLitten May 16, 2016

crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.

I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.

by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

crackattack

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.

I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.

by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006

Crap Attack

when your ass is blocked full of shit, and it all splurts out like fluid from a bottle.

'I just had a crap attack at work today and I got fired'

by Tom Bramley May 10, 2006

CAPATTACK

A capattack is when you accidentally leave your caps-lock button on and type something. Usually in Chat/IRC/IM etc.

Kevin: What is the key to minimize all windows?
Brandon: IT IS WINDOWS KEY + M OR WINDOWS KEY + D
Brandon: whoh capattack sry!
Kevin: lol

by mupu June 12, 2008