Cranxting

Crying, wanking, and texting at the same time.

Cranxting - Any moment where your feeling emotional, aroused and communicative.

by Schodog December 3, 2009

Crafting Table

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Crinting

English slang originating in the city of Plymouth. It means to cry falsely or attempt to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by:
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or

2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.

1 But mum everyone else is going!

Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?

Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.

by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019

Crafting table

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny

Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020

Crinting

English slang from the South-West, it means to try to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by children under ten in order to try to gain concessions from parents.

But Mum, everyone else is going!
Well you're not, so stop your crinting and live with it.

by Croatalin February 1, 2014

cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

crafting

1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.

2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.

Angela: You mean crafting?

David: What?

by DarkEmpire June 7, 2016