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Conqueeftador

He whose every insertion results in the expulsion of vaginal gases.
I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!
Conqueeftador by Ernie_C October 9, 2010

conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts
damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho

Spielberg Chainqueef 

To release several loud and satisfactorily sounding farts in a row
My homeboy was eating so much Chipotle that he released a Spielberg Chainqueef, unfortunately, no one was watching.
Spielberg Chainqueef by Mataniata August 19, 2015

chapqueef 

A science teacher that loves schlicking with his chode and queefs alot.
That guys a real chapqueef
I know. So sad...
Actually I heard chapqueef queef yesterday night. It was louder than thunder.
chapqueef by klye the cruel September 30, 2013

Crocqueef 

When you're wearing crocs and air gets trapped between your foot and the croc resulting in a farting sound
I totally crocqueefed when I was walking down the street the other day.

Crocqueef- a farting noise that results from wearing crocs
Crocqueef by Mister MacRobbinsin September 3, 2016

concubine conqueefador 

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.
Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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