CornQueef

A individual who is a very corny and a fucking idiot and so fuckin goofy they are cornier than a fucking corn ball.

This guy is such a cornqueef.

CornQueef by Dih_sniff99 December 24, 2025

Conqueeftador

He whose every insertion results in the expulsion of vaginal gases.

I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!

Conqueeftador by Ernie_C October 9, 2010

cockqueef 

A quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

cockqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

conquiefstador 

16th century spanish explorer that occationally farts out of his genitalia

"Tony dont be such a conquiefstador"

conquiefstador by I Am The Omega February 29, 2008

conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts

damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho

conqueefador by conqueefador Eddie locs December 8, 2018

mashed cornbeef 

when a woman has been out in 100 degree heat, removes her panties and her beef curtains look as if they have been pressed with an iron.

Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill

mashed cornbeef by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Crocqueef 

When you're wearing crocs and air gets trapped between your foot and the croc resulting in a farting sound

I totally crocqueefed when I was walking down the street the other day.

Crocqueef- a farting noise that results from wearing crocs

Crocqueef by Mister MacRobbinsin September 3, 2016