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Crocqueef 

When you're wearing crocs and air gets trapped between your foot and the croc resulting in a farting sound
I totally crocqueefed when I was walking down the street the other day.

Crocqueef- a farting noise that results from wearing crocs
Crocqueef by Mister MacRobbinsin September 3, 2016
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Conqueeftador

He whose every insertion results in the expulsion of vaginal gases.
I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!
Conqueeftador by Ernie_C October 9, 2010

cockqueef 

A quofe or dick fart.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
cockqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts
damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho

Cranqueef 

When someone stick cranberries up their ass, and it makes a farting sound
Recently I went to the strip club and I Cranqueefed
Cranqueef by Rando man June 7, 2020

concubine conqueefador 

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.
Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"
A mix of the word coquette and queef. A subversive take on the use of the word โ€œgayโ€ in straight humor by tacking queef onto different words.
When sheโ€™s coqueef: ๐Ÿ˜
Coqueef by Thoushaltscoop January 11, 2024
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
โ€œOmg, the ramifications!โ€
-โ€œYou forgot about the rammys, bro.โ€
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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