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cranked off 

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work
cranked off by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

shit cranked 

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.
Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.
shit cranked by Hap July 5, 2006
If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.
Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.
cranked by KevstarSpillmaster February 12, 2012

cranked one 

mastribated furiously.
i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.
cranked one by nobody else here April 22, 2017

Cranked A Steamer 

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.
Cranked A Steamer by Deny September 16, 2006

cranksepticeye 

A ship that some of the fans of jacksepticeye and Crankgameplays ship. The imaginary relationship between Ethan Nestor and Seán William McLoughlin.
I ship cranksepticeye so much!!