Milton's definitions

Wizadork

A person who insists on peeing on public property; especially old women

originated in Pennsylvania by the infamous amish cabby, Dr. Zee

Zacharius was peeing on mrs. Shelby, he is a total Wizadork

by Milton April 14, 2005

diggler

1. Syn: PENIS. 2. A large, floppy dong.

The individual in question was arrested for waving his diggler around during church.

by milton October 24, 2003

Crankinstine

One who is addicted to meth/crank to the point that they are running on auto-pilot alone and been high for so high that all intelligent thought is long gone.

The bartender Kelly at Shotguns is a Crankinstine.

by Milton December 16, 2004

mooch

Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.

Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.

by Milton June 17, 2004

Queef

an explosion of air from the vagina, the flaps often expel the trapped air with a vibrato sound much like a violin.

by milton July 8, 2003

Shoe Drooler

An idiot, moron or other individual of low intelligence usually characterized by a having a blank stare, mouth gaping wide open and saliva dripping to the floor

Mikey had no idea that Washington DC was the capital of the United States...what a shoe drooler!!!

by milton July 19, 2003

maxen

Some strange kid you would find on the streets of vagas that you probably want to know.

"Wow look is that Maxen"

by Milton December 19, 2015