Crank shaft

To hit your driver in golf as far as humanly possible

I am about to crank shaft on this par 5

Crank shaft by Haunchy May 1, 2020

Crank Shaft

Yet ANOTHER term for a penis...

Person 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Person 2: Just jerkin my crank shaft.
Person 1: DUDE...WTF...

Crank Shaft by DXF May 29, 2009

Crank Shaft

When one guy gets and erection, and a girl sits on his dick, does a split, and a third guy spins her around using her legs.

"I heard Kate got really dizzy doing the crank shaft the other night."

Crank Shaft by Iamout August 16, 2016

swedish crank shaft 

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.

I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft

swedish crank shaft by ..... . February 14, 2014

crankshaft 

An important part of an Internal Combustion Engine. It serves the biggest role of an engine, converting Linear motion to Rotary motion. It takes the piston's up-and-down motion, pushing the connecting rod therefore turning the crankshaft. It contains counter-weights to balance the crankshaft so to reduce noise and vibration. It is also connected to the camshaft for timing purposes via a timing belt.

The crankshaft must turn without friction, therefore it has bearings on the case and bearings around the connecting rod. Oil must be supplied, in fact the crankshaft sits in the oil pan. There must be little play, but lateral play occurs, see Crankwalk.

On Manual Transmissions, the wheel with teeth at the end of the crankshaft is called the Flywheel. On Automatic Transmissions, it is called a Flex Plate.

My crankshaft is experiencing crankwalk!

crankshaft by Dave PreZzO February 8, 2007

Dusty Crankshaft 

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off

The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.

Dusty Crankshaft by deichert June 14, 2008

crankshaft 

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

crankshaft by Alex Winston June 14, 2008