Haunchy's definitions

Crank shaft

To hit your driver in golf as far as humanly possible

I am about to crank shaft on this par 5

by Haunchy May 1, 2020

Thist Up

Taking milk thistle before you get blackout drunk so you won’t be hungover as balls.

Bro, don’t forget to thist up before we pound some delos and jäger bombs.

by Haunchy January 28, 2021

Getting thisted

When I shove some milk thistle up Thews b hole

Thew you’re getting thisted

by Haunchy January 30, 2021