Crangula

Noun, Excites intense sexual desires when whispered in ones ear.

Ernest: How did you get her to have sex with you?

Jeb: When I went to hug her good night I whispered Crangula softly in her ear and she couldn't resist.

Ernest: Man! You can't resist the Crangula!

Crangula by jumpingjoe March 22, 2011

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Cringular

When something is shaped like cringe.

John: Hey remember that time Jeb Bush begged all those people to clap for his lame speech?
Jane: Oh yeah, Jeb is so cringe. He's cringular shaped.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you, stop trying to make cringular a thing. It's not gonna be a thing.

Cringular by Dripponi March 22, 2022

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Crangula • Cringular • crongulated • Crongulation • crungular • cragula • Craigular • craigulate • crandulation

Craigular

A regular at a bar, who happens to be named Craig.

Is that guy a regular? No, he’s a Craigular.

Craigular by R Jeezy February 19, 2020

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Crongulation

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.

Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"

Crongulation by mottleyc February 14, 2013