Crongulation 

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.

Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"

Crongulation by mottleyc February 14, 2013

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Consulation Guest

A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

Consulation Guest by MsRat3 December 1, 2013

coagulation 

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.

When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.

coagulation by Daniel Gazenski May 5, 2007

crunkulation

(krun-que-lay-shun)
1. the state and or condition of being crunked and or getting crunked.

My body requires nightly crunkulation in order to rejuvenate.

crunkulation by xeaudo April 3, 2008

Coronagulations 

Used to Congratulate someone who got corona virus

Coronagulations grandma!, soon you will be dead.

Coronagulations by darkbtch March 26, 2020

Congrulations 

When you misstype congratulations in an email and are forced to enter a new word in UD to avoid admitting you’ve made a mistake.

Congrulations on the promotion Chris!

Congrulations by MistakenM March 13, 2023