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CancerAIDS 

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").
After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!
CancerAIDS by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010
Related Words

Caschera 

A gay hobo who likes girls younger than him or married.
The Caschera cheated on his boyfriend with a teacher\
Caschera by Alister Aikins October 16, 2019

cancerator 

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.
"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."
cancerator by PenguinPants April 3, 2008

canchero 

female: canchera, but typically applied to males. Used to describe an individual whose self-confidence borders on arrogance, but stays just short of it.
"He warned me he doesn’t like to feel chased." "LOL, canchero." "Hijo de puta!"
canchero by bomaidy March 24, 2019

Gordito Canchero 

Insult used by monkeys to try harm a fat guy
Guy 1: Papeeeeeel, ts, ta mojado
Monkey: Shut up you Gordito Canchero
Guy 2: What an insult

Canchero 

Spanish word meaning know-it-all or showoff.
Someone who thinks they're great.
-mi amigo es muy canchero
(my friend is a big showoff)
Canchero by Argentino May 17, 2007