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Craignaut

Noun: someone who spends all their time on Craig's list search for random items in an effort to build a home made space ship.
Me: Holy crap i found 4000 meters of twine on Craig's list! i can totally use this for my space ship!

Mom: You think you'll become some great Craignaut? my ovaries have never disappointed me more...
by Crash Bartleby November 12, 2012
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Craignant

The discovered state of an unplanned pregnancy after a one night stand with an anonymous person met on Craig's List.
I'd better find a boyfriend quick--that discount condom broke last month and, now, I'm Craignant!
by Nighthorse July 30, 2010
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Craignant

(KREG-nUHnt) Adjective.

1. having a child or offspring developing in the body as a result of copulation with a man named Craig.
2. filled with Craig.
3. full of Craig-like meaning.
You've been being a little irresponsible when you're drunk lately. You better be careful you don't get anyone Craignant!

That's something Craig would say. Are you Craignant?
by aznPersuasion November 12, 2012
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Craignapped

Bring your neighbor with you when you pick up the PS4 from the Craigslist ad, you don't want to get Craignapped.
by Plika April 10, 2020
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craigmath

Adjective: Referring to the type of flawed, illogical mathematical calculations typically used by lower tier employees; such individuals being quite commonly named 'Craig', or otherwise referred to as 'Craig'.
These numbers he provided don't make any sense, I'm pretty sure this guy is using craigmath
by GentlemanlyScholar May 15, 2019
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cragnut

A little piece of dried shit stuck to a short hair in the region of the anus.
Janice tells me not to forget to wash off my cragnuts when I shower
by Captain Hunt December 20, 2020
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craigtatorship

A craigtatorship is when on a team of equal members, one member becomes the unofficial de facto leader because of his or her competence and uncontrollable creative energy. A Craigtator may take many large steps with the group to achieve whatever he or she desires, and it usually ends up being great for everyone involved. A Craigtator is at the same time benevolent and tyrannical, a lot of fun and authoritative.
Without Roger Waters taking control of Pink Floyd and turning it into a Craigtatorship, the visionary albums of Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall would’ve never been created.
by Loldogg April 29, 2019
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