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craignuek 

craignuek is the number wan scheme in scotland ran by RB n his right hand man NP
fuck kwood

fuck bush

fuck every scheme that ain’t

young fuckin craignuek ya bams
dick wan- you heard aht eh craignuek young mobs oot the night

dick two- aye mate am stayin in ma gaff robert will break ma legs way they kicks

YCN- young craignuek ya daftys
craignuek by jobert stonner April 13, 2023
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craignuek 

Ran by RB and his right hand man NP craignuek is the most goated scheme in scotland. fuck bush fuck kwood fuck every scheme that ain’t craignuek young mob 🤫
dick wan-you heard aht the craignuek young mobs oot the night?

dick two- aye bro am stayin in robert will break ma legs way his kicks n np will give me a shitey hairline

YCN - young craignuek ya bam
craignuek by jobert stonner April 13, 2023

craignennt 

A physical condition that occurs after a man consumes enough sperm calories to develop an obese stature.
"Sorry man, I can't go out tonight. I've gotten really craignennt and I just get the meat sweats any time I eat."
craignennt by craignennt April 3, 2022

craigtuckerz 

me: im totally not craigtuckerz and just wanted to make one for me

you: yes you are craig stfu
craigtuckerz by craigtuckerz December 19, 2021

craigfucked 

When an item purchased through craigslist turns out to be a scam/rip-off/it's broken etc...

Basically you get fucked.

~
"Jon brought an iPod -$70 dollars from craigslist, but when he got it and plugged it in, it didn't work!"

"Yeah he got craigfucked"
craigfucked by Joe #121 May 3, 2008

craigtucker068

A south park tiktok account with amazing content and an amazing personality.
Have you ever watched craigtucker068’s tiktoks?

Yes, they’re amazing!
craigtucker068 by oliver0653 March 9, 2022

Craigtuckersgreasyhair

Omg they're super cool and amazing 😁

They held me at gunpoint to make this
Craigtuckersgreasyhair Is my favorite mootie patootie 🥺🥺🥺
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