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craignuek 

Ran by RB and his right hand man NP craignuek is the most goated scheme in scotland. fuck bush fuck kwood fuck every scheme that ain’t craignuek young mob 🤫
dick wan-you heard aht the craignuek young mobs oot the night?

dick two- aye bro am stayin in robert will break ma legs way his kicks n np will give me a shitey hairline

YCN - young craignuek ya bam
craignuek by jobert stonner April 13, 2023

craignennt 

A physical condition that occurs after a man consumes enough sperm calories to develop an obese stature.
"Sorry man, I can't go out tonight. I've gotten really craignennt and I just get the meat sweats any time I eat."
craignennt by craignennt April 3, 2022

craigtuckerz 

me: im totally not craigtuckerz and just wanted to make one for me

you: yes you are craig stfu
craigtuckerz by craigtuckerz December 19, 2021

craigfucked 

When an item purchased through craigslist turns out to be a scam/rip-off/it's broken etc...

Basically you get fucked.

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"Jon brought an iPod -$70 dollars from craigslist, but when he got it and plugged it in, it didn't work!"

"Yeah he got craigfucked"
craigfucked by Joe #121 May 3, 2008

craigtucker068

A south park tiktok account with amazing content and an amazing personality.
Have you ever watched craigtucker068’s tiktoks?

Yes, they’re amazing!
craigtucker068 by oliver0653 March 9, 2022

Craigtuckersgreasyhair

Omg they're super cool and amazing 😁

They held me at gunpoint to make this
Craigtuckersgreasyhair Is my favorite mootie patootie 🥺🥺🥺
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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