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Jersey Crackbaby 

A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)
That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.
Jersey Crackbaby by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012

crackbaby 

1. A baby born to a mother who used crack cocaine during pregnancy. Sometimes mentally deficient, physically deformed, and addicted.
2. An insult. Suggestion that the target is the result of such a pregnancy, due to physical or mental shortcomings.
"That kid is a fucking crackbaby. He couldn't tie his shoes if they were velcro."
crackbaby by the devil made me do it February 14, 2003

cranbaby 

a baby created by the joining of a human sperm/egg with a cranberry sperm/egg.
goes perfectly with a turkey dinner.
Simple math equation: 3/4 human + 1/4 cranberry = 1 cranbaby.

3/4 human, 1/4 cranberry. 100% delicious.
cranbaby by KTHOB November 29, 2009

Crackbaby 

Crackbaby, a baby that is born when there addicted to crack.
Ex. - "Ryan is an actual crackbaby... I mean his parents were doing crack while he was being born..."

criebaby 

A person who cries when someone boots them from a clan on the internet
Phizikz, stop being a little bitch, u criebaby
criebaby by Andy January 5, 2005

crackbaby chlamydia 

A rare and serious form of chlamydia contracted by fucking a crackbaby whore. crackbaby chlamydia
“Oh my gosh did you hear Steven got STD tested and he’s positive for crackbaby chlamydia?”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”