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Jersey Crackbaby 

A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)
That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.
Jersey Crackbaby by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012

crackbaby 

1. A baby born to a mother who used crack cocaine during pregnancy. Sometimes mentally deficient, physically deformed, and addicted.
2. An insult. Suggestion that the target is the result of such a pregnancy, due to physical or mental shortcomings.
"That kid is a fucking crackbaby. He couldn't tie his shoes if they were velcro."
crackbaby by the devil made me do it February 14, 2003

cranbaby 

a baby created by the joining of a human sperm/egg with a cranberry sperm/egg.
goes perfectly with a turkey dinner.
Simple math equation: 3/4 human + 1/4 cranberry = 1 cranbaby.

3/4 human, 1/4 cranberry. 100% delicious.
cranbaby by KTHOB November 29, 2009

Crackbaby 

Crackbaby, a baby that is born when there addicted to crack.
Ex. - "Ryan is an actual crackbaby... I mean his parents were doing crack while he was being born..."

criebaby 

A person who cries when someone boots them from a clan on the internet
Phizikz, stop being a little bitch, u criebaby
criebaby by Andy January 5, 2005

crackbaby chlamydia 

A rare and serious form of chlamydia contracted by fucking a crackbaby whore. crackbaby chlamydia
“Oh my gosh did you hear Steven got STD tested and he’s positive for crackbaby chlamydia?”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”
crackbaby chlamydia by Swagmoneysky December 3, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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