Craftyman

THE FUCKING GOAT

Person 1: “Do you know the ship crabe?”
Person 2: “i Know Craftyman, isnt he the goat?”

by gabestat November 29, 2025

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craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

by bjergen March 23, 2007

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craftmine

when you acquire crafting table without breaking any block

i have craftmined

by TheEgglet May 3, 2021

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craftsman

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

by GeoTracker October 19, 2005

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craftmatic

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position

2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"

by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

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The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006

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