Craftyman

THE FUCKING GOAT

Person 1: “Do you know the ship crabe?”
Person 2: “i Know Craftyman, isnt he the goat?”

Craftyman by gabestat November 29, 2025

craftsmanshit 

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

craftsmanshit by bjergen March 23, 2007

craftmine 

when you acquire crafting table without breaking any block

i have craftmined

craftmine by TheEgglet May 3, 2021

craftsman 

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

craftsman by GeoTracker October 19, 2005

craftmatic 

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position

2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"

craftmatic by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

Captain Craftsman 

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

Captain Craftsman by Jonno93 January 24, 2006

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore 

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore by Batrastard April 21, 2003