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craftymatic 

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.
I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.
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craftmatic 

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position
2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"
craftmatic by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore 

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

craftmatic adjustable bed 

craftmatic adjustible boi 

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.
Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed
“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party

craftsmanicure 

An injury to the hand or fingers from working in a shop, especially one resulting in the loss of an appendage.
"Bill lost his thumb to a table saw."
"He got the old craftsmanicure."
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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