craftymatic 

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.

I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.

craftymatic by Zucchini the Chihuahua May 20, 2018

craftmatic 

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position

2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"

craftmatic by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore 

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore by Batrastard April 21, 2003

craftmatic adjustable bed 

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

craftmatic adjustable bed by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

craftmatic adjustible boi 

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

craftmatic adjustible boi by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

fat rabbit on a craftmatic by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

craftsmanicure 

An injury to the hand or fingers from working in a shop, especially one resulting in the loss of an appendage.

"Bill lost his thumb to a table saw."
"He got the old craftsmanicure."

craftsmanicure by Willy Fistursnach April 11, 2021