craftmatic
craftmatic by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015
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Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore
Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore by Batrastard April 21, 2003
craftmatic adjustable bed
craftmatic adjustable bed by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
craftmatic adjustible boi
Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.
Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.
craftmatic adjustible boi by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004
fat rabbit on a craftmatic
“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”
fat rabbit on a craftmatic by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021
catmatic
catmatic by senhorknositall October 21, 2009
craftymatic
When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.
I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.
craftymatic by Zucchini the Chihuahua May 20, 2018
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